Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Direct Orders

You are under Direct Orders to rock the freak out.


Rock out like you just got accepted to college.
Rock out like you just switched the tassle on your graduation cap.
Rock out like you were just handed your high school diploma.
Rock out like you just beat that impossible level on Angry Birds.
Rock out like your parents just said yes.
Rock out like you just graduated primary.
Rock out like the know-it-all just got proven wrong.
Rock out like your team just drained a buzzer beater.
Rock out like you just beat AF, once again.
Rock out like the jock of your school just got a little humbled.
Rock out like that annoying girl didn't receive a rose on the Bachelor.
Rock out like he just got down on one knee.
Rock out like you got birthday dessert at Winger's when it wasn't really your birthday.
Rock out like your alarm went off and you thought it was 6:30 but it is really only 4am.
Rock out like you just won the lottery.
Rock out like it's 1985.
Rock out like you just got your mission call.
Rock out like your parents just spilled the "bad news" that they're going out of town.
Rock out like you just found an extra $20 in your pocket.
Rock out like you got back to your phone and you had 20 new texts.


-Ms.S

3 comments:

  1. I hate know-it-alls. (No offense if you are one...but it sounds like you hate them to.) Hate is such a strong word.

    I loved 1985. I was 6. You weren't even born yet, so how could you love it?

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  2. I love the bachelor one. And the one about Wingers.
    Great job. There are some great lines in this.

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  3. I feel like I can relate to a lot of your what you said in this post. That can be hard to do sometimes. Great work!

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